As the unfortunate ones among us still stand in slowly snaking lines, many have already moved on, celebrating the long weekend. Me, I reflected on what happened in the last few months leading up to this day. And obviously the perfect way to tell a story about politics is with Mean Girls references, so here we go.
Excitement started months ago, when SWAPO introduced their gender quota, and men everywhere were like:
Then PM Geingob wanted to change the constitution, and Sackey was all like:
And after they passed the amendments in record time, he was like:
In the Meantime, campaigning began.
RDP claimed they were going to win it this time, but people were like:
When Venaani went to Ombili to be ‘close to the people’, everyone on Twitter was like:
*he, yes I know. Oops.